What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

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What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

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What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!