What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

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How do hobbit flowers grow?

Through Frodo-synthesis.

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.