What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died