What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What do you call a dream about soda?

A fanta sea