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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly