How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly