How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.