How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

Because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.