How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.