How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!