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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.