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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.