Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
An hour later you're hungry for power.
You'd spill your drink.
If it spins anti-cyclonically
A Ferris wheel.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
Lunch 11:35.