Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
The milky way!
Because it's too salty.
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
2.23 in change.
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
None. We pay a German to do it.
Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
Squishes out of the room*
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
Student: "By staying home"
Math teachers, because every student counts.