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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A...

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".