Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
It's smoking a cigarette.
I'm cured!
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Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Hella
He was holding up a bank.
You ask them to hold the door for you.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
('You wanna go for a spin ')
Trick question. Protesters never change anything.
Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.
Sorry this is only a four star hotel.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Long sleeves.