How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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If it spins anti-cyclonically

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The higher it flies, the much.

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Over 9000.

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

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What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common?

Long sleeves.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!