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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'