Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jammin

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?