What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

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