What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars