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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars