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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"