What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Extra virgin oil.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Caesar

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars