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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

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