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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here