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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.