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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!