What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.