What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army