What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana