What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!