Lil Caesars
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Me: "A divorce lawyer."
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.
He wasn't cut out for this.
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
How should I know?
An Italian sub!
