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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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What people travel the most?

Romans.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10