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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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How was copper wire invented?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because