What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.