What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.