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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10