What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People... I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.