Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.