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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit