Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the smelliest breed of dog?

A poo-dle

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.