Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.