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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball