What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask for a coat hanger

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SHORYUKEN***

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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