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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.