Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

People Jokes More People Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.