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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.