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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What does an invisible watermelon look like?

Like that.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler