So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
General Lee speaking.
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
It's sublime
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
