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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"