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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

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Allahsaurus!

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.