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Muslim Woman Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Love

Love

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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Bare Arm Jokes More Bare Arm Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Harambae Jokes More Harambae Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Muslim Man Jokes More Muslim Man Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Ninja Jokes More Ninja Jokes

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.