Muslim Woman Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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Hello Jokes More Hello Jokes

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Bare Arm Jokes More Bare Arm Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Ninja Jokes More Ninja Jokes

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't