Muslim Woman Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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What's red, white, and black all over?

An American plantation.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Jihad Jokes More Jihad Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.