Muslim Woman Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...