Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.