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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.