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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit