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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.