Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.