Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

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Spudify.

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...