Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired