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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit