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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!