What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer