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What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

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What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer