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What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.