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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.