Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse