Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.