Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Ronald MacAardvark!

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse