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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse