Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse