What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.