What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!