Sore Throat Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

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Pardon me.

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Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

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Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Aard-bark!

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