Sore Throat Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Sniffle Jokes More Sniffle Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Raspberry Jokes More Raspberry Jokes

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.