Sore Throat Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Rancher Jokes More Rancher Jokes

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Gargoyle Jokes More Gargoyle Jokes

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.