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Sore Throat Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

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Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Rancher Jokes More Rancher Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Raspberry Jokes More Raspberry Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.