Sore Throat Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

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A centipede

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Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Pony gone.

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Sniffle Jokes More Sniffle Jokes

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!