Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.