Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Trojan Jokes More Trojan Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Trojan Horse Jokes More Trojan Horse Jokes

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.