Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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They are all INSECURE.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

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I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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They are all INSECURE.

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.