Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up