Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Trojan Horse Jokes More Trojan Horse Jokes

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"