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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Fast Reader Jokes More Fast Reader Jokes

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

911 Victim Jokes More 911 Victim Jokes

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

5 Second Jokes More 5 Second Jokes

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.