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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.