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Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.