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Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.