Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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Owlgebra.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry