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Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.