911 Victim Jokes

Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?

They can go through 94 stories in seconds!

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.