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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE!