What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE!

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW