What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!