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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE!