What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW