What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!