I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...
50$
50 Shades of Earl Grey
Half Calf
Because they were 50% off!
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
Health insurance
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
Please get out of the swimming pool
50 Drachma.
A greydient
The Gray Poupon
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Poke 'em on.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
My car can hit 50.
My car can make it to 50.
Pants 50% off
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
This calls for Jurastic changes
Half a centipede!
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Weasley twins are 50% off
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
50 shades of grey's anatomy
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Your Honor.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Mr. Bus
Columbus.
Speechless
Because you already read it.
Apart from the Spelling?
The spelling and pronunciation.
Reservation reservation reservations.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
