Half Calf
Health insurance
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
Please get out of the swimming pool
50 Drachma.
Poke 'em on.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
My car can make it to 50.
This calls for Jurastic changes
Half a centipede!
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Weasley twins are 50% off
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
A receding hare line.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
A wind tunnel.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Because it came out of the pen.
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Well, the flag is a big plus.
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
