50$
50 Shades of Earl Grey
Half Calf
Because they were 50% off!
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
Health insurance
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
Please get out of the swimming pool
50 Drachma.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Poke 'em on.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
My car can hit 50.
My car can make it to 50.
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
This calls for Jurastic changes
Half a centipede!
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Weasley twins are 50% off
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
50 shades of grey's anatomy
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Your Honor.
William the Corn-cutter!
They will never win
I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.
I've never had a Lentil on my chest.
The bear maximum
Ten-ants!
Sorry mate.
Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.
Thailand.
An autobiography.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
They must follow the letter of the law.
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
Because his mother was in a jam.
BYE-SON!
