What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!