What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

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Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

What is the smallest book in history?

French War Victories.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)