What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

History Jokes More History Jokes

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Jason Jokes More Jason Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)