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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

How does it spell?

Dg".

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

Jason Jokes More Jason Jokes

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

Jason's Doner-Van