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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

Jason's Doner-Van