Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
I can't even
JUST-ICE
Your Honor.
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
F-A-R-T
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Because his mother was in a jam.
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
A HISSStorian.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
