There were many knights.
Legendairy From my young daughter
Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.
CaliphNotes!
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
French War Victories.
A moo-suem.
He wanted to go down on history.
The Marin-era
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
An autobiography.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!
A HISSStorian.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
Advanced methematics.
Al-Gebra
Because it only ate condensed milk!
European!
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
The get all you '90s references.
Roseanne Barr bodies heh
It was the knight time
