There were many knights.
Legendairy From my young daughter
A moo-suem.
The Marin-era
An autobiography.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!
A HISSStorian.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Three swallows!
Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
When someone fed a genie alfredo
Don't feed it.
They want to finish before it's cool.
Because the box said 2-4 years!
Because of all the "knights"
Because there were 'nights.
I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
Dronacharya
He had only one pupil.
