There were many knights.
Legendairy From my young daughter
CaliphNotes!
A moo-suem.
The Marin-era
An autobiography.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!
A HISSStorian.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Zinfandels!!!!!!
Decapitated
A cow.
In mooments
The Cat in the AT-AT
He wrote sheet music.
He Ran Solo...
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
He likes to keep things low key.
From a cat-alogue!
European
To avoid a hostel takeover.
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
To the river bank!
