There were many knights.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Legendairy From my young daughter
Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.
CaliphNotes!
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
French War Victories.
A moo-suem.
He wanted to go down on history.
The Marin-era
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
An autobiography.
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Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!
A HISSStorian.
Either way, they're going down in history.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
TRIGGER-nometry
The pizza can feed a family of four
Backwards.
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Because they are all looking for their pre
Look a squirrel!
Al-Gebra
A competent liberal President.
Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!
It ran out of juice.
Because it is using steroids.
Feed it laxatives.
The steaks were too high.
Because it only ate condensed milk!