There were many knights.
Legendairy From my young daughter
Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.
CaliphNotes!
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
French War Victories.
A moo-suem.
He wanted to go down on history.
The Marin-era
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
An autobiography.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!
A HISSStorian.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
A thief in the knight
Don
Kindling.
I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.
Because it's a terrible album.
How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.
Pants.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
He was looking for the Captain's log.
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
Al-Gebra
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
She's never finished screwing people.
