American History Jokes

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European Jokes More European Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.