American History Jokes

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

119 Jokes More 119 Jokes
European Jokes More European Jokes

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What are you in the bathroom?

European

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF