American History Jokes

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119 Jokes More 119 Jokes
Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean?

It's all denty

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

European Jokes More European Jokes

What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What do Americans call the summer holidays?

Ceasefire

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon Go always goes down on me

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters