Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

Who is a cow and horses favorite artist?

Moo Nay!

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.