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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.