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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing