Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across