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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected