Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights