What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

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What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.