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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

Because all day they deal with ores.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.