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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Scope Jokes More Scope Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.