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Why are indecisive miners the worst?

Because all day they deal with ores.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL