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Why are indecisive miners the worst?

Because all day they deal with ores.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil