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Why are indecisive miners the worst?

Because all day they deal with ores.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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