How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.