How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

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How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead