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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats