How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

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What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?