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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats