Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
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Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
Trick question. Protesters never change anything.
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
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One. It's a trick question.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Nun
You call 'im Maury.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
That's not funny...
Are you vegan?
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
Twix.
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
A competent liberal President.
HIV
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