Trick Question Jokes

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Cookout Jokes More Cookout Jokes

What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.