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Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.