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Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor