Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor