Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.