Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...