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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.