Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.