Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki