Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.