What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!