What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.