What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator