What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing