What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"