What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.