What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.