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What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"