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What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.