Tomato Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

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Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling