They ketchup.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A spanking
DD-WRT
A tomato in an elevator
A tomato in an elevator.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"
I rest my queso.
Because it saw the salad dressing
Nice pits.
You're a fun guy
What's tomato with you!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The tomato is red.
The tomato was in a can.
Catch up.
Both are red,except from the potato.
Lettuce get together!
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
A field of corn.
You get a cobbler!
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Because cher-nob'll fall out
Because they don't have legs to walk, man.
Arrrr-thritis
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
Because they'd been on the vine.
Kevin still doesn't know.
She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!
Neverland Ranch.
Because he saw the salad dressing.
GtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
Lettuce turnip the beet
You need to get ahead of lettuce