Tomato Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why was the tomato blushing?

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