They ketchup.
DD-WRT
A tomato in an elevator
A tomato in an elevator.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"
I rest my queso.
Because it saw the salad dressing
Nice pits.
You're a fun guy
What's tomato with you!
The tomato was in a can.
Catch up.
Both are red,except from the potato.
Lettuce get together!
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
An onion
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Because the rest are weekdays.
He resisted a rest.
Because he saw the salad dressing.
Neverland Ranch.
Impasta
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
Don't look. I'm dressing.
A tire
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Because the condition was untweetable.
Sign language
Moorse code.
T-shoes!
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
