Tomato Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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A **decaf**alon

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Tomato Blush Jokes More Tomato Blush Jokes

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.