What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.