What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.