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What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator