What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator