How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")