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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.