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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")