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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")