How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.