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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.