Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.