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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.