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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

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What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen