Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
They might be laced with something..
White vans
Everything there is recycled, including this post.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Joint custardy
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
