What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

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What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)