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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

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The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.