Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
He was told not to play with his food.
Because they all had a tare.
The handycap.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Because the ends justify the memes
1961
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
