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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

Why aren't there any B batteries?

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

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I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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Because Chernobyl fallout

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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Because his parents are vegetables.

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Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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Joint custardy

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Because he was shellfish.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.