What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.