What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do cows sit on?

Couches

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans