What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.