What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.